What people are saying.

  • “I wanna stay and watch, but this beat makes me want to go out my car and bang my girlfriend”

    — John D.

  • I don’t want to get all up in your politics, but a man’s word is his bond, so if you were promised a BBQ, then I think you are owed a BBQ.

    - Chris S.

  • "Watching the live show... This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

    - Bill M.

  • "I never promised a bbq.”

    —Thinksojoe

  • “I don't think I'm high enough for this”

    — Maximo

  • "I'm over here trying to work and you guys are just shit posting nonstop"

    — Kaiser

  • "How does it feel to fail at someone else's dream?"

    — Godsmack fanclub

  • "You never know who you're going to run into at a gas station."

    Merideth

  • “Yo, you playing the bass with your dad bod hanging out, leaning back against the pole... You looked like a Neanderthal. I got a hard on.”

    — Paul

  • It was very smooth, not super aggressive of a high either. I really enjoyed it, however I was using it after being high all day on a dab peen. So it was a nice fresh refreshing high during that

    - Anonymous

  • This is false news. Totally inaccurate. Joe “Doesn’t Give BBQs” Kent is a person who doesn’t deliver on BBQ promises. It doesn’t matter who promised it. It was Joe that got named. And we know a lot about bbq. Some might say we’re the BEST bbq. But we want Joe’s BBQ, not ours. He would make you believe that his giving of BBQ would harm dog voting rights (probably because he’s using the dogs in the BBQ), but that’s a lie. Dogs love bbq, and more bbq means more votes. More votes means more sugar. And more sugar means more power. Because first you get the sugar, then you get the power.

    - Nick John Gabriel Lucido